sexymonstersupercreep asked: Your latest doodle needs to be on a t-shirt. XD

But I LIKE bearded people. I don’t want to hurt their feelings!

…if you’d like to run it through Zazzle, I wouldn’t object.

I can’t believe I made you guys last this long without a single shitty Thranduil.

My deepest apologies.

I assure you guys, I’m not abandoning you completely,

but my ideas ARE getting fewer and farther between…

And boyfriend got me into a new fandom.

So if I were to branch off into Shitty {Game of Thrones} Paint Drawings, would you guys be willing to help me?

I actually find this to be the most stressful part of FotR.

Also, greetings from my first firsthand desktop.

As of today,

“Damn Straight, G” has officially surpassed both “A Red Sun Rises” and “Because Fuck You, Pointy” as the most popular original post on this blog.

If you haven’t seen it yet, shame on you. It’s relatively recent. (Search “Legolas” to find the other two, if you want.)

I know this technically hasn’t “happened” yet….but I’m excited for it.

Any time Bilbo said he hated anything during his adventure, the dwarves would start teasing him again until he go really steamed
Frodo’s parents were impressively, nondysfunctional-Catherine-and-Heathcliff romantic; Sam’s put their jobs first, and admire that in each other; Pippin’s folks use each other primarily as confidants; Merry’s dad was and is kind of like “hey gurl u want sum fuck”, and his mom finds it uproarious